Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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hi

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

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justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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