- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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American: Nice cowboy hat Australian: hahahahahaha American: What's so funny? Australian: You're so incompetent... American: What does incompetent mean? Australian: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png

What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

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Knock knock Whos there? A rapist. Go away I'm calling the police!! (The rapist then proceeds to break open the door, beat the woman repeatedly with a baseball bat, and then rapes her)

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What did the man say to the other man. Hi

There once was a man from Nantucket Who got his head stuck in a bucket He yanked and he yowled, he hollered and howled, Then gave up and grumbled, "Aw, I guess I'll have to go to the doctor."

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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