The Charlotte Bobcats

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What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

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What is worse than torture? Not much.

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what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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A hard-working man, in his early forties with slightly graying hair, arrives to work earlier every day. He values integrity and dedication. His loving wife is proud of his accomplishments and her favorite part of the day is when he arrives home from a day at the office. He is close friends with the Director of HR, because he believes that we all should be respected and treated fairly on the job. Today, there is a board meeting, which he prepared for extensively, because he cares deeply about what happens to this great company. His boss greets him after the meeting is done and says, "Great job, that presentation was even better than yours usually are." It was a very long meeting, so they both end up going to the Men's Room. What does he say when his boss corners him near the urinals and demands sex? Nothing. He doesn't like to talk during sex.

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

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Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

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This is a joke.

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How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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