- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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