An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

Knock knock, COME IN!

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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