- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

I'm gay.

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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