Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

The EPA.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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