What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

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What is both bold and brash? Fox

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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