- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

whats up and also down? your mum

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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