- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

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