- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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