- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

Gretta has five legs? -no

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

I'm going to Re-write History... History

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

Roses are red. Violets are purple

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