Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

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What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

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Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

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Wolfjob.

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Donald Trump.

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Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

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What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

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whats dumb and small? dandruff

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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