- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

What's green and blue? yellow

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

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