- Anti Joke

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

What can hitler cook well Steak

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole