What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

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How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

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Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

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rocky is staring at us from outside...

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

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What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

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Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

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What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

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Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

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You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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