Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Wolfjob.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Donald Trump.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

The EPA.

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