- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

This is sparta No this is patrick

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

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