- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

A: Do you like it B: No

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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