The Princess is in another castle

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"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

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How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

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I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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What did the car do? CRASH!

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What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

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Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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The lion swallowed his pride.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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