What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

identical jokes get different votes.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

The WNBA

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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