Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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