Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

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Women's rights

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

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Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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