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roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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