Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

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Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

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What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

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What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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