how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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You will NEVER guess what just happened!

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What's your guys names?

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Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

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What walks on it's hands My uncle

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A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

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Sammi suck kyles chode

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

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What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

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A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

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There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

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