Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

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What do you call a 2 storied house ?

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A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

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Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

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when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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Justin Bieber

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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Barack Obama plays basketball

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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