- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

there once was a black man who played basketball

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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