Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

drew edminstin is a rat

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

im not food

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

Women's rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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