Women's rights

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Well this is pointless.....

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Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

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BIG PENIS

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

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Reminding you of your religion. The army led by God attacked their foes at the mountains, yet had to flee because the enemy had plated steel wagons. Moral: Either God cant beat steel, or he was not there at all, its your call gents, because reading Ave Maria 50 times each time you sin, without reading the whole thing, does not even make you a Christian you FUCK (yes I can curse, you cannot)

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

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What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

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why was the kid crying? because he had to go to school GDS*

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

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A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

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bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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