- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the power to turn magnetism into light

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

woman's rights

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

Hitler and Jews become friends.

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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