what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

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teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

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