A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

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What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

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whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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I haven't left my basement in 29 years

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Anti Joke

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