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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

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What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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