- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Terraria

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

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