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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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