Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

Face Hunter is scum

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Your mom is so old she died

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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