- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

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