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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

i like it in the mouth

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Whats worse than a joke? This

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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