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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Connor is homosexuaI

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

ur mum

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