- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad that this joke took your mind off your terminal cancer?

Q: What did the angry German man say to the Ameican? A: I dont know, I can't speak German!

Set up Punch line.

Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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