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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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