- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

what do you call obama a dumbass

Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

What happen when a penguin walks into a bar? That is an almost impossible occasion. Penguins first of all waddle not walk and they only live in Antarctica and zoos, therefor they will not be able to enter one unless Antarctica becomes populated.

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