What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

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What would u like to drink?

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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MySpace.

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

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What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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batman has diarrhea

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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Bags of delicious poop.

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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