What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

Connor is homosexuaI

ur mum

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

Kys

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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