- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

A seal walks into a club.

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