Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

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Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

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What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

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John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

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What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

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i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

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Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

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Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

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numbers just make the funniest antijokes

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Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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