- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

If you were a pie I'd eat you

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

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