A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

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What did the police officer say to the bank robber? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney, and to have an attorney present during any questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be provided for you at government expense.

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Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

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Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

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FUCK YOU SAY FUCK YOU SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Female Orgasms

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

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Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

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Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

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Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

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Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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SBB

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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