- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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