- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Hats better than a stick? A stone

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

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